What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 20:45

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why should we share our wife with others?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Why do men think all women are the same?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is the world male-dominated?
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…